Walton & Johnson 'Now I Have a Machine Gun' Sweatshirt - Ho-Ho-Ho, Die Hard Style

In the greatest Christmas movie ever made (yes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie—fight us), John McClane scrawls a message on a dead terrorist's body: 'Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.' It's the perfect blend of action-movie badassery and holiday cheer, delivered with the kind of dark humor that makes Die Hard a timeless classic. This premium sweatshirt celebrates that legendary moment with bold graphics that honor John McClane's resourcefulness, sense of humor, and refusal to let terrorists ruin Christmas. Whether you're a Die Hard superfan who watches it every Christmas Eve, a Walton & Johnson listener who appreciates irreverent holiday humor, or simply someone who believes Christmas movies should include explosions, this sweatshirt delivers comfort, warmth, and yippee-ki-yay attitude in one perfect package.

This premium sweatshirt from Walton & Johnson honors the understanding that the best Christmas movies feature heroes who save the day with wit, courage, and occasionally a machine gun. Whether you're wearing this to a holiday party, lounging at home during a Die Hard marathon, or simply staying warm while reminding people that Die Hard is absolutely a Christmas movie, this sweatshirt makes your position crystal clear: you celebrate Christmas the McClane way—with action, humor, and zero apologies.

As John McClane wisely observed: 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er.' And as this sweatshirt reminds us: 'Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.'

Premium Quality Features

• Bold 'Now I Have a Machine Gun' Graphics: Eye-catching design featuring John McClane's legendary message—guaranteed to spark conversations and settle the Die Hard debate
• Premium Fleece Fabric: Soft, warm material perfect for cold weather, holiday gatherings, or Die Hard marathons
• Classic Crewneck Design: Timeless style that works for any occasion
• Ribbed Cuffs and Hem: Maintains shape and provides comfortable, secure fit
• Durable Construction: Quality stitching that withstands countless washes and years of wear
• Unisex Fit: Comfortable cut that works for everyone who loves Die Hard
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's most politically incorrect radio duo

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to preserve graphics and fabric quality
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
• Do not iron directly on design—respect McClane, honor the machine gun

More Die Hard & Walton & Johnson Apparel

Build your Die Hard Christmas collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Now I Have a Machine Gun sweatshirt with the Welcome to the Party Pal Die Hard Christmas Ornament for the ultimate Die Hard holiday setup, or add the Right to Bear Arms T-Shirt for Second Amendment pride.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the Liberal Tears Mug, the Peace, Love & Low Taxes T-Shirt, or the Taxation Smells Like Theft Candle. Don't forget the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat to rep the show everywhere you go. Every piece celebrates American values, irreverent humor, and the legendary courage that makes Walton & Johnson a national treasure. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!