{"product_id":"festivus-seinfeld-celebration-kit","title":"Festivus\/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday \" for the rest of us\" -- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e5 Human Fund donation gift cards\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e2 magnets\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eIncludes the following audio clips from \u003cem\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/em\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButton 1 \" The Story of Festivus\" : Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!\u003cbr\u003eButton 2 \" The Festivus Pole\" : There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.\u003cbr\u003eButton 3 \" The Airing of Grievances\" : Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!\u003cbr\u003eButton 4 \" The Feats of Strength\" : And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Country Christmas Loft","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63594367648113,"sku":"210000094964","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/4188\/7089\/files\/mgeudjgklmeeu847znnq.jpg?v=1778527730","url":"https:\/\/erratic-behavior.com\/products\/festivus-seinfeld-celebration-kit","provider":"Erratic  Behavior ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}