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Featured prominently on the front is the iconic quote, \"No offense but it sounds like some fu**ing commie gobbledygook.\" It's printed in bold, no-apologies lettering that's sure to spark conversations and maybe even a few hearty laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves freedom, detests convoluted rhetoric, and has a sense of humor to boot, this T-shirt makes it clear where you stand—firmly against the tide of nonsensical jargon, and always ready for a good chuckle. 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